As any expat in Paris knows, it’s hard to meet someone. By my own (unscientific) data, if you live on wine and cigarettes and can get by in French, you probably don’t need much help. Those of us who don’t fit in those categories, however, may turn to Tinder. The revolutionary connection dating app has transformed online dating from something for old (sad) people into a hip way to find a hangout partner for a Saturday night. But before get your smartphones out and start swiping, I have to forewarn you about the losers I’ve encountered. The last ten days I went on a dating spree, and here is the best of the worst. (Note: I didn’t join Tinder to go for long walks on the beach, so if you’re at work maybe bookmark this for later.)

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Thursday: We fulfill a great German people, which is pleasing as the We cam Italian language and now have barely somebody to practice having. This new guy is pretty glamorous, and so i shape I shall overlook their unexceptional height. They are and additionally well-knowledgeable and contains even drawn gemology groups — a plus, since i love jewlery. Continue reading →